Bitch in a School Uniform

cumberqueen:

” Father. …Where do I come from?”

“…What is puberty?”

“John. Take a look at our son’s internet history.”

“Father. I think some of the girls in my school might be interested in m-“

“Uncle? Father told me that while most people love other people, some people…

I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl. 
I have all my grandparents. 
I have been to another country. 
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person. 
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop. 
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card. 
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike maths. 
I was born in a country other than the UK. 
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. 
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alchoholic drink every month.


I have/had:
Graduated high school. 
Smoked cigarettes. 
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.

Watched four movies in one night.
Been dumped.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital. 
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe. 
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Taken a taxi. 
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster

Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s. 
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed. (and not by the cops ;D) 

My hair is naturally the colour:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger

My eyes are:
Brown
Blue
Green
Grey
Hazel 
Light brown
A combination of things (Green/Blue/ Grey)

I am a:
Male
Female 

People sometimes label me as:
Slut
Girly 
Ugly
Nerd
Other 

My longest relationship was __. (including on and off relationships):
1 month or less 
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months 
8 months
9 months
10 months
11 months
A year+
Two years or more
I’ve never been in a real relationship.

Some of my biggest fears are ___:
Spiders/other insects
Dying
Doctor/dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces 
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Dying young
Open spaces

I have ___:
A friend with benefits
A computer in my room
A television in my room 
Good grades
My own car
Married parents 

(Source: soft-reality)